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26 ottobre Knowledge = Power = UnderwearRandom Thought For The Day: Knowledge is like your underwear, You should have it, but not show it off. PS: That explains why, the smaller the thong, the more is the exposure...he hee 21 ottobre My Photoblog At FlickrHey People.. This is my Photoblog at Flickr. My first attempt at professional photography. The model in concern was not too easy to handle. She kept running around the place.I had no contorl over the lighting either..Her name is "DOTS". The shots are taken using the SONY DSC W 50. The pics are taken in macro modes under various flash settings. PS: LADIES...If i could make the spider look so good......Imagine what i could do with you......anyone wanna model?? 14 ottobre Presence Of MindA wealthy man decided to go on a safari in Africa. He took his faithful pet Dachshund dog along for company. One day, the dachshund starts chasing butterflies and before long the dachshund discovers that he is lost. Wandering about, he notices a leopard heading rapidly in his direction with the obvious intention of having lunch. The dachshund thinks, "I'm in deep trouble now! Then he noticed some bones on the ground close by and immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat. Just as the leopard is about to leap, the dachshund exclaims loudly, "Boy, that was one delicious leopard. I wonder if there are any more around here?" Hearing this, the leopard halts his attack in mid-stride, as a look of terror comes over him, and slinks away into the trees. "Whew," says the leopard. "That was close. That dachshund nearly had me." Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from the leopard. So, off he goes. But the dachshund saw him heading after the leopard with great speed, and figured that something must be up. The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the leopard. The leopard is furious at being made a fool of and says, "Here monkey, hop on my back and see what's going to happen to that conniving canine." Now the dachshund sees the leopard coming with the monkey on his back and thinks "What am I going to do now?" But instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn't seen them yet... and just when they get close enough to hear, the dachshund says........ ......... ..... "Where's that damn monkey? I sent him off half an hour ago to bring me another leopard." MORAL OF THE STORY: You might not hold good cards.....but play well those that you hold. 09 ottobre 20 WAYS TO MAINTAIN A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down. 2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice. 3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want Fries with that. 4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN". 5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso. 6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for smuggling diamonds". 7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy". 8. Don't use any punctuation. 9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk. 10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat - with a serious face. 11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go". 12. Sing along at the opera. 13. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day at work. 14. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme. 15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood. 16. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Bottom. 17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won! I won!" 18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "Run for your lives, they're loose!!" 19. Tell your children over dinner "due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go." 20. And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity: e-mail this to someone to make them smile and laugh. Its called therapy. 08 ottobre Made In Thailand!After a long night of making love to his new girlfriend, Fred notices a photo of a man on her bedside table. At first, he really didn't give it much thought; she had never mentioned it so why should he. But after a month or so he begins to stress about it; even imagining the photo is staring at him doing the deed. It was causing him so much anxiety that he finally decides ask about it. "Is this your ex-husband?" he nervously asks. "No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to him. "Another boyfriend, then?" he continues. "No, not at all," she says, nibbling away at his ear. "Is it your dad or your brother?" he inquires, hoping to be reassured. "No, no, no!!!" she answers. "Well, who the hell is he, then?" he demands. "That's me before the surgery." 07 ottobre I Have Been Ignoring My BlogHmm..Last post ..Septemebr 11th..Previous post..August 24th..Just goes to show you how much i have been ignoring my blog. Hopefully i shall try from this day on not to ignore my blog...I guess i have been so preoccupied with work and other stuff that i just havent done any blogging.. Note to self: Do not ignore my blog.. |
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