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30 marzo Diane the CHICKEN !Hey Diane....Looks like you chickened out when it came to reveling your boyfriends name. Too bad i have snapshots of both your editions...It also seems that you dont want your name to feature on YOUR blog...cool its featuring on MY blog.... NERDY= DIANE VAZ and guys if you ever wanted to see her..she's the girl in the middle in the last pic on the Taking Cases @ Alfredos. Notice that she hasn't mentioned her name while introducing ppl in that pic... CHICKEN!..BTY his name is SPENCER. For the ppl who dunno whats happening: LINK Cover up Pics Follow: 27 marzo What Women Want?King Arthur and the Witch Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur's youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would have a year to figure out the answer and, if after a year, he still had no answer, he would be put to death. The question?....What do women really want? Such a question would perplex even the most knowledgeable man, and to young Arthur, it seemed an impossible query. But, since it was better than death, he accepted the monarch's proposition to have an answer by year's end. He returned to his kingdom and began to poll everyone: the princess, the priests, the wise men and even the court jester. He spoke with everyone, but no one could give him a satisfactory answer. Many people advised him to consult the old witch, for only she would have the answer. But the price would be high; as the witch was famous throughout the kingdom for the exorbitant prices she charged. The last day of the year arrived and Arthur had no choice but to talk to the witch. She agreed to answer the question, but he would have to agree to her price first. The old witch wanted to marry Sir Lancelot, the most noble of the Knights of the Round Table and Arthur's closest friend! Young Arthur was horrified. She was hunchbacked and hideous, had only one tooth, smelled like sewage, made obscene noises, etc. He had never encountered such a repugnant creature in all his life. He refused to force his friend to marry her and endure such a terrible burden; but Lancelot, learning of the proposal, spoke with Arthur. He said nothing was too big of a sacrifice compared to Arthur's life and the preservation of the Round Table. Hence, a wedding was proclaimed and the witch answered Arthur's question thus: What a woman really wants, she answered....is to be in charge of her own life. Everyone in the kingdom instantly knew that the witch had uttered a great truth and that Arthur's life would be spared. And so it was, the neighboring monarch granted Arthur his freedom and Lancelot and the witch had a wonderful wedding. The honeymoon hour approached and Lancelot, steeling himself for a horrific experience, entered the bedroom. But, what a sight awaited him. The most beautiful woman he had ever seen lay before him on the bed. The astounded Lancelot asked what had happened The beauty replied that since he had been so kind to her when she appeared as a witch, she would henceforth, be her horrible deformed self only half the time and the beautiful maiden the other half. Which would he prefer? Beautiful during the day....or night? Lancelot pondered the predicament. During the day, a beautiful woman to show off to his friends, but at night, in the privacy of his castle, an old witch? Or, would he prefer having a hideous witch during the day, but by night, a beautiful woman for him to enjoy wondrous intimate moments? What would YOU do? What Lancelot chose is below. BUT....make YOUR choice before you scroll down below. Noble Lancelot said that he would allow HER to make the choice herself Upon hearing this, she announced that she would be beautiful all the time because he had respected her enough to let her be in charge of her own life. Now....what is the moral to this story? The moral is..... If you don't let a woman have her own way.... Things are going to get ugly… 24 marzo Criss Angel Levitation..Exposed!Hey..This is a clip of Criss Angel exposing the great Levitation Trick.. 22 marzo The Best Lego Ever!Guys.. You gotta check this..The best lego ever done .. The Best Lego Ever http://www.brickshelf.com/cgi-bin/gallery.cgi?f=126969 http://www.techeblog.com/index.php/tech-gadget/top-10-strangest-lego-creations 19 marzo The Wish!A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks for their orders. The man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke," and turns to the ostrich, "What's yours?" "I'll have the same," says the ostrich. A short time later the waitress returns with the order. "That will be $9.40 please," and the man reaches into his pocket and pulls out the exact change for payment. The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man says, "A hamburger, fries, and a coke." The ostrich says, "I'll have the same." Again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change. This becomes routine until, the two enter again. "The usual?" asks the waitress. "No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked potato, and salad," says the man. "Same," says the ostrich. Shortly the waitress brings the order and says, "That will be $32.62." Once again he man pulls the exact change out of his pocket and places it on the table. The waitress can't hold back her curiosity any longer. "Excuse me, sir. How do you manage to always come up with the exact change out of your pocket every time?" "Well," says the man, "several years ago I was cleaning the attic and found an old lamp. When I rubbed it a Genie appeared and offered me two wishes. My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I would just put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money would always be there." "That's fantastic !" says the waitress. "Most people would wish for a million dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want for as long as you live!" "That's right. Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there," says the man. The waitress asks, "But, sir, what's with the ostrich?" The man sighs, pauses, and answers, "My second wish was for a tall chick with a big ass and long legs who agrees with everything I say." The Abu Gharib Files!This is some of the most disgusting stuff done by the US Army. im not condemning the entire US Army, but then YOU decide.These are few of the Abu Ghraib Files. 14 marzo Why Men Are Happier?Ever wonder why men are happier??? Go on Read ...below.. The Reasons Are..... What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another petrol station toilet because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress £3,000. Tux rental £80. People never stare at your chest when you are talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood, all of the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. A five day holiday requires only one suitcase. You can open all of your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. Your underwear is £5.00 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe even decades. You only have to shave your face and neck. You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes one colour for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes. No wonder men are happier. Is it really worth takin all that stress? Take life easy..You arn't getting out ALIVE!! Cao Avi. R. 11 marzo Perfect Mate Found...Hey Di...i have found YOUR perfect MATE... and have attached her picture for your reference.... BTW that image is a CGI image and is very classy..as far as the animal world is concerned.. HA haa haaa. OK. Now for the people who don't know whats happening.. here is the link.. TAGGED 05 marzo Su-Do-KuSu-Do-Ku...The worlds most addictive game.. Three Levels..Easy/Medium/Hard..I have got glued to the game and play it like im nuts.. Here is the link: SU-DO-KU (Flash Required) Have Fun Guys..Cao Avi. Rozario. 04 marzo World's Most Expensive Add.- Honda AccordThis is the world's costliest advertisment and the winner of this year's best Ad of the Year This Advertisement for the new Honda Accord was shot in real time with no CGI involved in the sequence. It required 606 takes and cost $6 million to shoot and took 3 months to complete. The equipment was so precisely set up that the crew literally had to tip toe around the set for fear of disturbing things, which led to some unexpected problems. "As the day went on, the studio would get hotter," says Steiner. "It meant that the wood would expand and the cog or exhaust that spins around would move slightly faster." These tiny changes made big differences to the precision set-up of the equipment...... .....The sequence where the tires roll up a slope looks particularly impressive but is very simple. Steiner says that there is a weight in each tire and when the tire is knocked, the weight is displaced and in an attempt to rebalance itself, the tire rolls up the slope (Approx 4 mb flash file. Its worth the wait.) 03 marzo English...At It's Best..People who live in glass houses should not throw stones. OR Individuals who make their abodes in vitreous edifices would be advised to refrain from catapulting perilous projectiles. Twinkle, twinkle, little star OR Scintillate, scintillate, asteroid minim. All that glitters is not gold. OR All articles that coruscate with resplendence are not truly auriferous. Beggars are not choosers OR Sorting on the part of mendicants must be interdicted. Dead men tell no tales OR Male cadavers are incapable of rendering any testimony. Beginner's luck OR Neophyte's serendipity. A rolling stone gathers no moss OR A revolving lithic conglomerate accumulates no congeries of small, green, biophytic plant. Birds of a feather flock together OR Members of an avian species of identical plumage tend to congregate. Beauty is only skin deep OR Pulchritude possesses solely cutaneous profundity. Cleanliness is godliness OR Freedom from incrustations of grime is contiguous to rectitude. There's no use crying over spilt milk OR It is fruitless to become lachrymose of precipitately departed lactile fluid. You can't try to teach an old dog new tricks OR It is fruitless to attempt to indoctrinate a superannuated canine with innovative maneuvers. Look before you leap OR Surveillance should precede saltation. He who laughs last, laughs best OR The person presenting the ultimate cachinnation possesses thereby the optimal cachinnation. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. OR Exclusive dedication to necessitous chores without interludes of hedonistic diversion renders Jack a hebetudinous fellow. Where there's smoke, there's fire! OR Where there are visible vapours having their provenance in ignited carbonaceous materials, there is conflagration. |
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