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31 maggio What Did You Read?GODISNOWHERE What did you read? God Is No Where... OR God Is Now Here... Goes to show life is how you see it.... -avi rozario- 28 maggio 30 Things Guys Want Girls To Know!!1. We're not as perverted as you think we all are . 2. No matter what YOU say, your ex-boyfriend IS a LOSER . 3. We like you to give us hugs and kisses sometimes too. 4. Don't argue with us when we call you beautiful. 5. Don't treat us like crap, what goes around comes around. 6. We know you're pretty, that's one of the reason's we're going out with you. 7. Don't go into detail about your period. It scares us. 8. If you have cramps and we ask you what's wrong, just tell us it's that time of the month and nothing more. 9. If you really liked us for us, you would let us think that our mustache, beard, or sideburns looked cool . 10. We never shave our legs. So get over it. 11. NEVER ask us if you can put makeup on us. It's just wrong............ 12. Don't make bets about us, because one of your friends will tell us, if you don't. 13. When we tell you that you're not fat, believe us . 14. We absolutely do not care about the Backstreet Boys, *NSYNC, 98 Degrees, or what any other guy looks like for that matter. 15. We may not be able to pee accurately all of the time, but at least we can stand up and go pee. 16. Just cause you think you're always right, doesn't mean that you don't have to apologize when you do something "wrong." 17. You expect us to say and do sweet things for you, but it would be nice if you did the same every once in a while. We like to know that you love us. 18. We can't always be spontaneous, so try to help us make the plans sometimes. 19. Don't ask us to beat up another guy for you, cause you might get what you wish for. 20. Never kick us in the nuts "just to see what we would say". That's just mean. 21. Never pretend like you are going to break up with us and laugh when we believe you. 22. Pamela Anderson's boobs aren't fake anymore, but we like yours better anyway. 23. Size doesn't matter, except to idiots who don't want a relationship. 24. PMS is not an excuse. 25. If you want us to put the seat down when we're done, you should put it up when you're done. 26. Don't tell us how cute your ex-boyfriend was. That doesn't turn us on. 27. And always remember: The way to a guys heart is through his stomach..... and maybe....oh nevermind. 28. NEVER ask us to kiss other guys. You might be that comfy with your friends, but to us it's just wrong. 29. We always notice how funny it is after your rip out our heart, stick it down our throat and still want to be friends. 30. And last but not least: We know you're not always right, but we'll pretend like you are anyway. 17 maggio Coheed And Cambria - Welcome HomeYou could have been all I wanted But you weren't honest Now get in the ground You choked off the surest of favors But if you really loved me You would've endured my world If you're just as I presumed A whore in sheep's clothing Fucking up all I do And if here we stop Then never again will you see this in your life Hang on to the glory of my right hand Here laid to rest is our love ever longed? With truth on the shores of compassion You seem to make premise to all of these songs You stormed off to scar the armada Like Jesus played later I'll drill through your hands The stone for the curse you have blamed me My love and devotion I'll die as you sleep If you could just write me out To neverless wonder.. happy will I become Be true that this is no option, So with sin I condemn you DEMON PLAY, DEMON OUT! Hang on to the glory of my right hand Here laid to rest is our love ever longed? With truth on the shores of compassion You seem to make premise to all of these songs One last kiss for you One more wish 'til you Please make up your mind girl, I'll do anything for you One last kiss for you One more wish 'til you Please make up your mind girl, before I hope you die 14 maggio The Cowboy
A modern day cowboy has spent many days crossing the Texas plains without water. His horse has already died of thirst. He's crawling through the sand, certain that he has breathed his last breath - when all of a sudden he sees an object sticking out of the sand several yards ahead of him. He crawls to the object, pulls it out of the sand, and discovers what looks to be an old brief case. He opens it and out pops a genie. But this is no ordinary genie. She is wearing an IRS ID badge and a dull gray dress. There's a calculator in her pocketbook. She has a pencil tucked behind one ear. "Well, cowboy," says the genie… "You know how I work. You have three wishes." "I'm not falling for this", said the cowboy. "I'm not going to trust an IRS genie." She smiled and said, "What do you have to lose? You've got no transportation,and it looks like you're a goner anyway!" The cowboy thinks about this for a minute, and decides that the genie is right. He said, "OK, I wish I were in a lush oasis with plenty of food and drink." ***POOF*** The cowboy finds himself in the most beautiful oasis he has ever seen. And he is surrounded with jugs of wine and platters of delicacies. The genie said, "OK, cowpoke, what's your second wish." "My second wish is that I was rich beyond my wildest dreams." ***POOF*** The cowboy finds himself surrounded by treasure chests filled with rare gold coins and precious gems. The genie said, "OK, cowpuncher, you have just one more wish. Better make it a good one!" After thinking for a few minutes, the cowboy says… "I wish that no matter where I go, beautiful women will want and need me." ***POOF*** He turned into a tampon. The moral of the story: If the government offers you anything, there's going to be a string attached. 13 maggio Fill up..I mean Pee up!Piss
for fuel!!..Now this is for real. Some Singapore reseachers have
developed a battery that recharges on URINE. They plan to commercalise
the product and start implementing it in mobile phones etc as backups..
So the next time your outta power..Just Fill Up..Oh sorry I mean Piss
Up. ..Who know we wouldnt need gas stations any more. No Gas..No
Probs..as long as you can pull down ur pants and piss in the tank. The Article: SOURCE Singaporean researchers have developed a credit card-sized battery that is powered by urine. Made of copper chloride paper sandwiched between strips of copper and magnesium, that battery only requires a simple drop of urine to create a chemical reaction that produces the charge. The battery can generate power equivalent to that of one AA battery, and it's targeted to become a power source for electronic urine testers or as an emergency power source for mobile phones. Although the potential is large, in its current condition it should only be able to power a "digital watch" or "calculator." That's what "physicists" say. I say that it won't be long before you're powering your television with these batteries, so you might as well start preparing now. Take a cue from that coworker who lives in his car and start making the most of your empty Ziploc bags. 10 maggio Oh Hell!I love this guys logic...so read on! Is Hell exothermic? The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well. Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving.? I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.? As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different Religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added. This gives two possibilities: 1. If hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose. 2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, Then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over. So which is it? If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, "it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you," and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct...leaving only Heaven thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God." THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A" 08 maggio First Aid!The firemen finally get a huge fire under control, and Chief Mattea has all of his men accounted for except Olson and Rosolino. After a few minutes' search, the chief looks down an alley, and there's Rosolino, leaning over a trash can. His pants are down to his ankles, and Olson is banging away from behind. Chief Mattea says, "What the hell is going on?" Olson says, "Rosolino passed out from smoke inhalation." The chief says, "Smoke inhalation? You're supposed to give him mouth-to-mouth resuscitation!" Olson says, "I did, Chief. That's how this shit got started." 06 maggio Affection!Expressing Affection is the easy part.. ............It's Experssing Affection Appropriatly that is a Challenge 01 maggio Love Vs ThoughtsYou may give them your Love but not your Thoughts, for they have Thoughts of their own. |
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