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February 24 33 Facts about Rajanikanth33 Facts about Rajanikanth (Rajanikanth* : He is a Famous and Most Popular Indian Actor)
1. He makes onions cry 2. Rajanikanth can delete the Recycle Bin. 3. Ghosts are actually caused by Rajanikanth killing people faster than Death can process them. 4. Rajanikanth can build a snowman..... out of rain. 5. Rajanikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone. 6. Rajanikanth can drown a fish. 7. When Rajanikanth enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on,............ he turns the dark off. 8. When Rajanikanth looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Rajanikanth and Rajanikanth. 9. Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Rajanikanth can throw Brett Favre even further. 10. The last digit of pi is Rajanikanth. He is the end of all things. 11. Rajanikanth does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die. 12. Bullets dodge Rajanikanth. 13. A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Rajanikanth and that you will be handicapped if you park there. 14. Rajanikanth' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Rajanikanth. 15. If you spell Rajanikanth wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Rajanikanth?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance." 16. Rajanikanth can do a wheelie on a unicycle. 17. Once a cobra bit Rajanikanth' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died. 18. When Rajanikanth gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live. 19. Rajanikanth can kill two stones with one bird. 20. Rajanikanth was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waitingf or the wheel to stop. 21. Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Rajanikanth can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants. 22. There is no such thing as global warming. Rajanikanth was cold, so he turned the sun up. 23. Rajanikanth can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night. 24. Rajanikanth has a deep and abiding respect for human life unless it gets in his way. 25. It takes Rajanikanth 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes. 26. Rajanikanth once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!" 27. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Rajanikanth could use to kill you, including the room itself. 28. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Rajanikanth. 29. Rajanikanth destroyed the periodic table, because Rajanikanth only recognizes the element of surprise. 30. Rajanikanth got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds. 31. With the rising cost of gasoline, Rajanikanth is beginning to worry about his drinking habit. 32. The square root of Rajanikanth is pain. Do not try to square Rajanikanth, the result is death. 33. When you say "no one's perfect", Rajanikanth takes this as a personal insult. July 10 Technology Behind The Small Arrow On Your Computer.!How does the small arrow on your computer monitor work when we move the mouse? Haven't you ever wondered how it works? Now, through the miracle of high technology, we can see how it is done. With the aid of a screen-magnifying lens, the mechanism becomes apparent. Click on the link below and you will find out. The image may take a minute or two to download and when it appears, slowly move your mouse over the light-gray circle, and you will see how the magic works. http://www.1-click.jp June 27 Reality The sky never remembers
The storm clouds and the lashing rain, The mighty black churnings of the hurricane. The sky never remembers the lightning Which dances across it’s face Nor the deafening thunder That reverberates through it’s eternal space. The sky never remembers, The billowing white clouds, The radiance of the dazzling sun, Nor the glitter of the golden moon-beams. But with the passing of each day, The sky never forgets To present a clean blue slate Where nothing remains written or etched; Where everything is transitory. The sky never forgets to look down in amusement, To see the passing show, As the billowing clouds float, drifting out of One nothingness into another… Way down below. For reality is illusion And illusion is reality June 25 Vote For The 7 Wonders Of The World - Vote For TAJYeah..I break my long silence with a post like this........Sheesh......i need to get a life........OK..OK..jsut kiddin...I have a life, thats why i dont have much time to do this...
Anyways.....i wasnt gonna put somethin like this up...but then...who really cares....so here goes..
This vote for The 7 Wonders of the World is SO SO very stupid.....i mean if there are so many wonderful monuments why not just have 10 wonders of the world or say 18 wonders of the world instead of 7. Whos the dumb fcuk to decide that there should be just 7. Imagine the year 2080, there are obviously gonna be a lot of marvelous structures in the future. Anyway hers the link.
Some Pictures taken by a friend of mine. Taj On Flickr February 16 Reasons To Keep Vodka With You At All Times.1. To remove a bandage painlessly, saturate the bandage with vodka.The solvent dissolves adhesive. 2. To clean the caulking around bathtubs and showers, fill a trigger-spray bottle with vodka, spray the caulking, let set five minutes and wash clean. The alcohol in the vodka kills mold and mildew 3. To clean your eyeglasses, simply wipe the lenses with a soft, clean cloth dampened with vodka. The alcohol in the vodka cleans the glass and kills germs. 4. Prolong the life of razors by filling a cup with vodka and letting your safety razor blade soak in the alcohol after shaving. The vodka disinfects the blade and prevents rusting. 5. Spray vodka on vomit stains, scrub with a brush, and then blot dry. 6. Using a cotton ball, apply vodka to your face as an astringent to cleanse the skin and tighten pores. 7. Add a jigger of vodka to a 12-ounce bottle of shampoo.The alcohol cleanses the scalp, removes toxins from hair, and stimulates the growth of healthy hair. 8. Fill a sixteen-ounce trigger-spray bottle and spray bees or wasps to kill them. 9. Pour one-half cup vodka and one-half cup water in a Ziploc freezer bag and freeze for a slushy, refreshable ice pack for aches,pain or black eyes. 10. Fill a clean, used mayonnaise jar with freshly packed lavender flowers, fill the jar with vodka, seal the lid tightly and set in the sun for three days. Strain liquid through a coffee filter,then apply the tincture to aches and pains. 11. To relieve a fever, use a washcloth to rub vodka on your chest and back as a liniment. 12. To cure foot odor, wash your feet with vodka. 13 Vodka will disinfect and alleviate a jellyfish sting. 14. Pour vodka over an area affected with poison ivy to remove the crucial oil from your skin. 15. Swish a shot of vodka over an aching tooth Allow your gums to absorb some of the alcohol to numb the pain. February 03 100 Cool Things About Being A Guy !Just So True!!!. 1. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. 2. Movie nudity is virtually always female. 3. You know stuff about tanks. 4. A 5 day vacation requires only one suitcase. 5. Monday Night Football. 6. You don't have to monitor your friends' sex lives. 7. Your bathroom lines are 80% shorter. 8. You can open all of your own jars. 9. Old friends don't give a crap whether you've lost or gained weight. 10. Dry cleaners and haircutters don't rob you blind. 11. When clicking through the channels, you don't have to stall at every shot of somebody crying. 12. Your ass is never a factor in a job interview. 13. All your orgasms are real. 14. A beer gut does not make you invisible to the opposite sex. 15. Guy in hockey masks don't attack you ... unless you're playing hockey. 16. You don't have to lug a bag full of stuff around everywhere you go. 17. You understand why the movie "Stripes" is funny. 18. You can go to the bathroom without a support group. 19. Your last name stays put. 20. You can leave the hotel bed unmade. 21. When your work is criticized, you don't have to panic that everyone secretly hates you. 22. You can kill your own food. 23. The garage is all yours. 24. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. 25. You see the humor in "Terms of Endearment." 26. Nobody secretly wonders whether you swallow. 27. You never have to clean a toilet. 28. You can be showered and ready to go in 10 minutes. 29. Sex means never worrying about your reputation. 30. Wedding plans take care of themselves. 31. If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend. 32. Your underwear is $10 for a three-pack. 33. The National College Cheerleading Championship 34. None of your coworkers has the power to make you cry. 35. You don't have to shave below your neck. 36. You don't have to curl up next to a hairy butt every night. 37. If you're 34 and single, nobody even notices. 38. You can write your name in the snow. 39. You can get into a nontrivial pissing contest. 40. Everything on your face gets to stay its original color. 41. Chocolate is just another snack. 42. You can be president. 43. You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat. 44. Flowers fix everything. 45. You never have to worry about other people's feelings. 46. You get to think about sex 90% of your waking hours. 47. You can wear a white shirt to a water park. 48. Three pairs of shoes is more than enough. 49. You can eat a banana in a hardware store. 50. You can say anything and not worry about what people think. 51. Foreplay is optional. 52. Michael Bolton doesn't live in your universe. 53. Nobody stops telling a good dirty joke when you walk into a room. 54. You can whip your shirt off on a hot day. 55. You don't have to clean your apartment if the meter reader's coming by. 56. You never feel compelled to stop a pal from getting laid. 57. Car mechanics tell you the truth. 58. You don't give a rat's butt if anyone notices your new haircut. 59. You can quietly watch a game with you buddy for hours without ever thinking, "He must be mad at me." 60. The world is your urinal. 61. You never misconstrue innocuous statements to mean your lover's about to leave you. 62. You get to jump up and slap stuff. 63. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area. 64. One mood, all the time. 65. You can admire Clint Eastwood without starving yourself to look like him. 66. You never have to drive on to another gas station because "this one's just too gross." 67. You know at least 20 ways to open a beer bottle. 68. You can sit with you knees apart no matter what you're wearing. 69. Same work...more pay! 70. Gray hair and wrinkles only add character. 71. You don't have to leave the room to make an emergency crotch adjustment. 72. Wedding dress: $2,000; tuxedo rental: $75. 73. You don't care if someone's talking about you behind your back. 74. With 400 million sperm per shot, you could double the Earth's population in 15 tries, at least in theory. 75. You don't mooch off of other's desserts. 76. If you retain water, it's in a canteen. 77. The remote control is yours and yours alone. 78. People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them. 79. ESPN's SportsCenter. 80. You can drop by to see a friend without having to bring a little gift. 81. Bachelor parties whomp ass over bridal showers. 82. You have a normal and healthy relationship with your mother. 83. You can buy condoms without the shopkeeper imagining you naked. 84. You needn't pretend you're "Freshening up" to go to the bathroom. 85. If you don't call your buddy when you say you will, he won't tell your other friends you've changed. 86. Someday you'll be a dirty old man. 87. You can rationalize any behavior with the handy phrase "Screw it." 88. If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong buddies. 89. Princess Di's death was just another obituary. 90. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. 91. You never have to miss a sexual opportunity because you're not in the mood. 92. You think the idea of punting a small dog is funny. 93. If something mechanical doesn't work, you can bash it with a hammer or throw it across the room. 94. New shoes don't blister, cut, and mangle your feet. 95. Porn movies are designed with your mind in mind. 96. You don't have to remember everyone's birthdays and anniversaries. 97. Not liking a person won't stop you from having great sex with them. 98. Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: "So...notice anything different?" 99. Baywatch 100. There's always a game on somewhere. January 20 The Phone CallHello?" "Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?" "No Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul." After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul." "Oh yes I do and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now." ***Brief Pause*** "Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs, knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway." "Okay Daddy, just a minute." A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone. "I did it Daddy." "And what happened honey?" he asked. "Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she isn't moving at all!" "Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?" "He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too. He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool. But I guess he didn't know that you emptied it last week to clean it. He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead." ***Long Pause*** ***Longer Pause*** ***Even Longer Pause*** ***A Even Longer Pause*** Then Daddy says, "Swimming pool? . . . Is this 555-555-5731?" January 14 Chicken Shit!Brian came home from the pub late one Friday evening stinking drunk, as he often did, and crept into bed beside his wife who was already asleep. He gave a peck on the cheek and fell asleep. When he awoke he found a strange man standing at the end of his bed wearing a long flowing white robe. "Who the hell are you?" Demanded Brian, "and what are you doing in my bedroom?". The mysterious Man answered "This isn't your bedroom and I'm St Peter". Brian was stunned "You mean I'm dead!!! That can't be, I have so much to live for, I haven't said goodbye to my family.... you've got to send me back straight away". St Peter replied "Yes you can be reincarnated but there is a catch. We can only send you back as a dog or a hen." Brian was devastated, but knowing there was a farm not far from his house, he asked to be sent back as a hen. A flash of light later he was covered in feathers and clucking around pecking the ground. "This ain't so bad" he thought until he felt this strange feeling welling up inside him. The farmyard rooster strolled over and said "So you're the new hen,how are you enjoying your first day here?" "It's not so bad" replies Brian, "but I have this strange feeling inside like I'm about to explode". "You're ovulating" explained the rooster, "don't tell me you've never laid an egg before". "Never" replies Brian "Well just relax and let it happen" And so he did and after a few uncomfortable seconds later, an egg pops out from under his tail. An immense feeling of relief swept over him and his emotions got the better of him as he experienced motherhood for the first time. When he laid his second egg, the feeling of happiness was overwhelming and he knew that being reincarnated as a hen was the best thing that ever happened to him... ever!!! The joy kept coming and as he was just about to lay his third egg he felt an enormous smack on the back of his head and heard his wife shouting "Brian, wake up you drunken bastard, you're shitting in bed January 07 The Life Of An Egg!!So you think your life is bad... Just think how bad the life of an egg is... You only get laid once December 31 This Years..Last PostAnother Year Gone.... Many More To Come.... Memories To Forget... Some Lessons Learnt.... And Some Fingers Burnt... WTF...this is crap..ha ..ha... ps:..who reads this shit anyways... December 08 ImaginationThe things i fear may all be imaginary, So what i fear the most is my imagination. -avi rozario- December 04 5 Facts On French Kissing!Something to ponder over.... 1.A kind of saliva is produced while kissin which cures gum bleedin and prevents accumulation of germs.. 2.Facial muscles get stronger and cheeks grow chubby.. 3.Wrinkles on the face dissapears.. 4.The heart beats at a faster rate enabling more blood towards the brain.. 5.10 min of kissin burns abt 220 calories..dat is equal to 20 min of brisk walk.. Anyone wanna kiss???  December 02 Sound Advice Whenever your in trouble go to your parents for Sound Advice You'll Get.... 98% Sound 2% Advice... PS: The above is to be taken with a light heart.. October 26 Knowledge = Power = UnderwearRandom Thought For The Day: Knowledge is like your underwear, You should have it, but not show it off. PS: That explains why, the smaller the thong, the more is the exposure...he hee |
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